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Fisher: Schefter Has More 105.3 The Fan 'Scoops'

Mike Fisher
December 09, 2018 - 1:09 pm
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ARLINGTON (105.3 THE FAN) - Adam Schefter, with his burgeoning reputation of breaking other news outlets' stories, has, according to 105.3 The Fan sources, accelerated his efforts to make it seem less like he's "covering Frisco from Bristol'' by doing more than just "piggybacking'' off The Fan's reporting on the Dallas Cowboys.

After "teaming up'' with Ben Rogers on the Jason Witten exclusive, among Adam's planned coming scoops:

*Schefter will report at 3 p.m. Monday that he's "a homeboy from Richardson.''

*Schefter continues to sit on his own personal copy of "The Dez Tape'' but is prepared to release his video allegedly showing the one time R.J. Choppy utilized conventional hygiene.

*Sources tell ESPN that Gavin "The Hockey Hawk'' Spittle once turned off a televised Dallas Stars game before its finish.

*He's teaming with Troy Hughes to prove that pro wrestling is real.

*He's planning an expose on how Gavin Dawson, Skin Wade and Roy White tweet about politics without tweeting about politics.

*ESPN is working on a story about how K & C Masterpiece allegedly lost a lot of weight via -- "wait for it!'' -- SOTA.

*Schefter will reveal for the first time that Barry Bonds' record-breaking home run was served by Mike Bacsik - and that sadly, that really was Coach Ballsack's best stuff.

THE FANs sources that claim a male 105.3 The Fan personality is dating a female 1080 KRLD personality.

*A teary-eyed Schefter will report that his sense of shame is as tiny as Shan Shariff's hands.

*Adam Schefter will resign next Sunday morning, on-air, while wearing a borrowed and used T-shirt that reads, "Exclusive-Exclusive.''